Bumper stickers
I saw a “My schnauzer is smarter than your honor student” sticker a couple of days ago, and I thought it was funny. I browsed a little, and it turns out that that sticker is as mellow as it gets when it comes to anti-honor-student stickers. Just check this. Many good ones. (I like self-deprecation, so I especially like “Previous owner had an honor student.”)
In New England, a common bumper sticker is “This car climbed Mt. Washington.” I saw it this morning on my way to work, still sore after a pretty good hike yesterday, and I thought “why would you want to tell everyone that you hike by car.” Maybe it’s a tough drive, I don’t know, I’ve never been there. But now I’m curious. And I am also curious to see if the smart schnauzer likes hiking, too; imagine: “My schnauzer is smarter than your honor student… Oh, and he climbed Mt. Washington, too.”
I saw one once that read “Jesus Loves You. Everyone Else Thinks you are an A**hole.”
Also saw an art piece in the San Diego MOCA, from a young artist in his 20’s, that was based on fake bumper stickers:
“My child sold meth to your child on Calavera HS”
“My child was bullied by your child on Green Hills HS”
“My child sodomized your child on Mission HS”
“My child was stabbed by your child on Central City HS”
and a few more like that. I thought it was great.
Comment by kike — September 11, 2009 @ 7:19 pm